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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

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Hey guys! Whasup! I actually wanted to post somethin' yesterday, but didn't really have the time... Anyway, yesterday, we had to do a short play during English, and somehow, my group got stuck with the washroom scene...

The team consists of:
-Jordan
-Bing Zheng
-Uncle Jerrold
-Shi Ming
-Terence
-Barry

Then, I had to come up with a script and it was funny. But it had an insane amount of Singlish, which is like, so totally unlike me, but it's still really funny... This is a copy of the original script...

The holy Script By: Jerrold

Barry: Narrator
Terence: Dude in toilet
Jerrold: Line cutter and the ‘Unlucky guy’
Jordan: 1st guy waiting
Bing Zheng: 2nd guy waiting
Shi Ming: 3rd guy waiting

Barry: This play contains other languages and dialects -Viewer discretion is advised- (Optional)

Scene 1

Barry: One fine day in the washrooms…
(Terence is sitting on the ‘throne’, reading the newspapers)
Bing Zheng: Oi! Can hurry up or not?! You holding up queue eh!
Jordan: Ya loh!1
Shi Ming: Faster lah! You fall inside toilet bowl ar?!
Terence: Okay lah! Finish liao…
Barry: So, Terence got up and flushed the toilet, but nothing happened. He tried and tried and tried until…
-SNAP! - The toilet handle broke!
Terence: Ugh crap…
Jordan: A! Finish or not?
(Terence feigns innocence and walks away…)
Barry: Just as Jordan was about to go in, Jerrold cuts the line…
(Jerrold rushes in)
Jerrold: Tabuleh Tahan!2 Siam ze! Siam ze!3
Barry: But Jerrold forgot the golden rule of the toilet. -No dashing in!-
(Jerrold slips, but regains balance. But, then he sneezes and the force throws him face-first into the toilet bowl…)
Jerrold: Whoa… Whew…
Jerrold: AH-CHOO!!!!
-Splat!-
(Stands up)
Jerrold: Oh, god! Terence! WHAT DID’YA EAT?!
(Jerrold walks out of the toilet and stumbles pass Bing Zheng and Shi Ming)
Bing Zheng: Wah! Chao ar!4 Jing Chao ar!5 Si Bei Chao ar!6
Shi Ming: Smelly sia!
(Shi Ming pushes Jerrold into the washing area)
Barry: Jerrold tries pressing the button for the water to shoot out. But to no avail…
(Jerrold presses the button repeatedly for the water, and in frustration, punches the tap…)
Jerrold: ngah!
Jordan: Whoa, gotta thank Jerrold… His face cleared up the toilet… Now just sit down and relax!
Jordan: AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
Bing Zheng: Oi! You okay or not?!
Jordan: I’m fine-AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
Bing Zheng: You trying to Pang Sai7 or Kenna electric shock?!
Barry: 5 minutes later…
Jordan: Ah… All better…
Bing Zheng: Wa liao! Jin Chao ar! Si bei Chao ar!
Barry: Disgusted, Bing Zheng walks away…
Shi Ming: Wah Piang!8 So dirty! I’ll go over to the bush and pee lah! Someone should really clean up the toilets… The service here stinks!
Barry: The end

Info:
1: Yeah! (angry tone)
2: Unable to endure
3: Step aside, step aside
4: Dirty and Smelly
5: Damn dirty and smelly
6: So freakin' dirty and smelly
7: Shit/crap
8: An angry exclamation

Anyway, today, Jordan and I played another trick on Chun Chuan! I wrote it on a piece of paper, and it looked something like this... (Oh, you may wanna try it out...)

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

1. Say the word 'cow' before each word. (Eg. Cow Cows)
2. Say the word 'cow' after each word. (Eg. Cows Cow)
3. Say the word 'cow' before and after each word. (Eg. Cow Cows Cow)
4. Now just read the words from the bottom to the top.

You'll probably be like, "WTF?!" Now right?

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