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Name: Jerrold
Age: 7+6 (Do the math)
Yeah... My name's Jerrold, and I
love playin' the guitar,
writin' music, listin' to music, basketball,
baseball (I tried it a few times...), Junk Food,
Video Games

[ Dudes/Dudettes ]

Celeste
Jia Hui
Esther
Barry
Shi Ming
Jordan
Dion
Joel
Terence
Bing Zheng
Ker Yan
Me Couzin
My other blog
My other, other blog
Chun Chuan (Hobo...)
Crystal(Sis)
Emily
Brenda
Emelia
Mendel
jia jia
Sin Hai
Zi Ling
Pin Hui
Yuan Yiin
Ying tong
Priscilla

Insane jokes...

Hey hey! Today, I came across some insanely funny jokes...
Well, let's have'em...

Noise Insanity
A young Scotsman left home and moved into his own apartment. After a few weeks, his parents called to find out how he was.
"What are your neighbours like? his mother asks.
"A bit strange, actually."he replied. "On one side there's a man who keeps smashing his head against the wall and on the other side, a woman who just lies on the floor crying and moaning."
"Well, I'd keep to myself if I were you." the mother advised.
"Oh, I do." the guy replied. "I just stay in my room all day playing my bagpipes."

Strong Training
Two men were enjoying a game of golf. When one them sank a six-metre putt on the green, his little dog,(who followed them), immediately stood up on his hind legs and uttered a shrill "Yip, yip!"
"That is remarkable!" said the other man. "I wonder what your dog does when you miss the putt?"
"Oh, he does Somersaults." The first man answered.
"Oh really! How many times?" The second man asked.
"It depends on how hard I kick him."

Signs
Sign outside a bar: If you're drinking to forget, please pay in advance.

Astrology
I think Jim is going to be an Astronomer when he grows up. I went to a parent-teacher conference and they said that he was taking up space.

Early punishment
Mother: Dave, why are spanking Frankie?
Dad: Because, his report card is out tomorrow, and I'll be away on business all day.

Class and Cars
Q: Why is a classroom like an old car?
A: Because it's full of nuts and has a crank at the front.

High School Musical <3 | 11:42 PM |

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